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😂 Here’s another batch Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. My boss told me to have a good day… So I went home. 😂 Why can’t you trust stairs? They’re always up to something. I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. 🐂💤 Why did the DJ get kicked out of the supermarket? He kept dropping the beets. 🎧😂 I tried to organise a hide-and-seek competition… But good players are really hard to find. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto. My mate said, “What rhymes with orange?” I said, “No it doesn’t.” I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday… Couldn’t find any. Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus. A bloke walked into a bar… Ouch. 🍺😂 Why was the maths book upset? It had too many problems. I used to hate facial hair… But then it grew on me. What’s a rave DJ’s favourite vegetable? A hard-courgette. 🔊😂