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😂 Here comes another batch: I asked the DJ, “Can you play something we can dance to?” He said, “Yeah… the next 6 hours.” 🎧 Why did the raver take a pencil to the club? To draw some massive crowds. My mate said he could DJ with his eyes closed. Turns out he couldn’t see the point. 😂 What do you call a sleeping DJ? A nap-mixer. I went to the doctor and said, “Every time I drink tea, my eye hurts.” He said, “Take the spoon out of the cup.” Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot. My boss told me, “Have a good day.” So I went home. 😎 I told my mate I’d built a car out of spaghetti. He didn’t believe me… until I drove pasta. Why was the maths book miserable? It had too many problems. I entered ten puns into a competition hoping one would win. No pun in ten did. Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field. I bought a ceiling fan yesterday. Complete waste of money—he just stands there shouting, “GO CEILING!” 😂 My mate asked, “What rhymes with orange?” I said, “No it doesn’t.” What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie? Sofishticated. 🐟 Why did the DJ get kicked out of the library? He kept dropping the bass. 🔊😂