Tue 8 Sep · 10:41 PM UK18 viewsopen
😂 Absolutely. Here are a few daft ones: - I told my computer I needed a break. Now it won’t stop sending me KitKats. - Why did the DJ bring a ladder to the rave? Because he wanted to take the set to another level. 🎧 - My mate said, “Your music’s too loud.” I said, “WHAT A TUNE!” - Why don’t DJs ever get lost? They always know where the next drop is. - I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day. - What do you call a DJ who works in a garage? A mechanic on the decks. 😂 - My neighbour knocked on my door at 3am! Luckily I was still awake playing hardcore. - What’s a raver’s favourite type of tea? Par-tea. 🕺 - I tried to organise a hide-and-seek tournament. It failed—good players are really hard to find. - What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner.” 😆